My heroes: Another list
-BitTorrent
-Dexter
-Gregory House
-The internet… what would I do without you?
-Tivo
-VLC media player, which easilly allowed me to watch Dexter
-Robert Jordan. Because I don’t think the death of a single man has ever pissed off so many people without grief entering the equation.
-Not George Lucas. Fucking whore.
-I think I locked my cat out… oops. Better correct that.
-FoH on Yahoo live
-FoH in general
-Actors who spend their time acting instead of being advocates of good causes. That’s not your job, assholes.
-Whoever pays me 400 bucks a month to live in the third room of my condo.
-Craigslist
-This new 8gb thumb drive I just bought.
-Whoever buys me a $1600 laptop. I promise you’ll be rewarded in the future by quality motion pictures edited by me, made possible by your laptop.
-At Chili’s the other day, this group of like 6 midgets came and ate. I had to go clean a table next to them and I had to walk away like 3 times so that I wouldn’t laugh in front of them. It wasn’t even funny, you know, one of those moments where you’re trying so hard not to laugh that you do. Sad, I know. I’m going to hell all over again.
-Bose
-Superman. Batman’s cooler, yes. But since I’m “Ben Steele”, -> “Man of Steel” -> Superman… I’ve gotta go with family.
-People who dance professionally. Congrats on being the single most worthless beings on the planet. Except for strippers. At least they hold some type of tangible meaning, right?
-I hate the “Apple” logo simply for it’s popularity. I’m starting to see them as bumper stickers… WTF does Apple have to do with your car? Or define your personality? Or do anything besides take up valuable windshield space? It’s a computer brand people. I’m going to start putting a Microsoft logo sticker on my car just to spite the pricks.
-Some Anime is cool. No, I won’t ever say that again.
-I want to move out so badly. I have been looking at this condo here in P.G. with my friend and assuming the land lady ok’s it, we should be free as of May 30th. Cross your fingers, it’s a nice place.
-Why would couples with kids hold precedence on an apartment over singles? I take it as a bit of an insult that I’m considered a larger risk than a batshit crazy 4-year old.
-Sleep. Goodnight. Not even going to proofread this, so fuck you.
